The sods ‘threatened’ a war for the sake of the odd cod
While throwing away far more than the odd bob
Not even blowing away the odd cod for bob
Just blowing away more than the odd bob
For the love of 'cod'
For the sake of 'cod'
Take the country out into the cold
From the cold war
To cod war
For 'cod's' sake
Not for the country's sake
But for the sods' sake
Not even pollocks
but sods' bollocks
hog's bollocks
Codswallop
While throwing away far more than the odd bob
Not even blowing away the odd cod for bob
Just blowing away more than the odd bob
For the love of 'cod'
For the sake of 'cod'
Take the country out into the cold
From the cold war
To cod war
For 'cod's' sake
Not for the country's sake
But for the sods' sake
Not even pollocks
but sods' bollocks
hog's bollocks
Codswallop
No cod
Just the sod
Oh, what a tangled sodweb sods weave
When first sods practise to deceive
Rather than the sods bringing to their people bob from the cod
The sods give their country only plenty of the taste of the rod
Only very odd sods
Can do such odd jobs
Shoddy jobs
Odd sods
Sods’ odds
Sods' rule
Sods' law
'Cod' rule
Mob rule
Oh, what a tangled sodweb sods weave
When first sods practise to deceive
Rather than the sods bringing to their people bob from the cod
The sods give their country only plenty of the taste of the rod
Only very odd sods
Can do such odd jobs
Shoddy jobs
Odd sods
Sods’ odds
Sods' rule
Sods' law
'Cod' rule
Mob rule
The queerer the populist
The dearer the populist is to the voter
Bob rule
But only for the sake of sod rule
Sods
With the brain of cods
Easy peasy
Demon sleazy
Better than bob sodded off
Is for the sods to sod off!
Hickory dickory dock. The politician went in the dock
The clock struck one. The politician went down
Hickory dickory dock
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock
