Mega Gaga - MAGA GAGA! Old, Sick and Mad!

 

Leonid Brezhnev was S0viet (apologies for writing such a vulgar word) leader until he died aged 75 in 1982. He was followed by Yuri Andropov until he died in 1984 aged 69. He was in turn succeeded by Konstantin Chernenko who held office until he died in 1985 aged 73 - the gremlins that took over the Kremlin after the revolution!

Just as well they did not have proper elections in the Soviet Union, as who could possibly vote for the old goat.

It was said that the reason why Andropov made foreign visits but Chernenko did not was that Andropov lived on batteries while Chernenko was plugged into the mains. 

Around this time an old man from Chukotka telephoned the Kremlin in Moscow and said that he would like to be the next S0viet leader. The operator replied, 'are you mad?' This brightened up the old man who replied with great enthusiasm, 'yes, and I am old and sick as well!'

This reality has also moved westwards with first a drone and now far worse leading the USA. The old fool is hitting nearly 80 and judging from the start of the second term seems to be even madder than before. Maybe the old plonker is losing his marbles (if any he ever had) or going gaga, mega gaga, MAGA GAGA!

Maybe President Pol Potus Dung's friend Elon Muck (all spell-checked) who makes electric cars, swasticars, could also make a comfortable electric chair for the Oval Office trespasser or a swasticoach to fit the whole gang of bums to sit to the tune of Danse macabre by Saint-Saëns for the sans saint?

Brexit Property Bargains

Somewhat curiously maybe some of the best property prices seem to be in Brexit f*rtlands. Maybe that is because hardly anyone in their right mind would live in such a deprived dump, hostile native territory or natural hostile environment lacking however in biodiversity due to impoverishment of local species. Many fine grand old properties are affordable there at a relatively small price. Through the local bigots' neglect and ignorance and stupidity, the grandeur of the once great Empire is crumbling and disappearing.

The very best property bargain in such an area would seem to be the disused church. With such record numbers of locals seemingly forsaking faith in Christian compassion for worshipping the bigot's witchcraft, it is hardly surprising that churches are closing. Apart from acquiring space, grandeur and architectural character for a small price (although maintenance and repairs may cost more), one is to be virtually guaranteed the most welcoming of the locals as one's closest neighbours in the graveyard surrounding the church.