05 March 2022

From Mad Monk Rasputin to Bad Plonk Trashputin - Putler - Daft Invader of дrswars [sic]k

Putler

A Zaporozhian Cossack letter:

Putain!

When one knows how to use a nagaika-whip maybe better than a pen and keyboard, typing errors happen. Putain is a French word for 'whore'. It is pronounced in the same way as if one were to write ‘Putin’. Apparently therefore Vladimir Putin is written in French as Poutine. When the world is so crooked, even spelling mistakes become more accurate than correct spelling - the prima porca of authoritarianism, the extremists b#itch, wicked witch of the East, the beast from the east with a heart as warm as the Siberian winter, the little blighter, vulgar tinpot dictator, the top banana of the world's biggest banana republic, common little upstart, totalitarian pompous ass (Equus sovieticus totalitarianus absolutus assassinus), neo-Stalinst Bolshevik, evil ugly sod, the gremlin of the Kremlin, gremlin de la Kremlin [sic]k, poo tin pot(ty) dictator, Lilliputin, the Russian dic#tator Dim Ill Sung of the smash hit flop band Durak Durak (durak (Russian: дурак, "fool") is a traditional Russian card game that is popular in many post-Soviet states, and one cardboard head seems to have invented his own version of it). Such a gay Sergei!

The ugly little illegitimate bastard of the Soviet Union, once a Communist, always communist, once an atheist, always an atheist, or totalitarian turncoat after which even the shirt turned away and was lost to expose even more ugliness, the turncoat upstart with no coat of arms, not even a shirt, not to mention a brain or a heart which could not be worn on a sleeve as there is neither sleeve nor heart.

It is unfortunate when an official is unable to leave office when the time comes. Some monarchs have already retired in several generations. Going concern hopefully to become more going than a concern. Dictators could also follow the example. Then the dictator would even have more time to wear the emperor's new shirt, riding the rare or only animal with a d#ck on its back - high time to put out Putin. There is a time for everything, as the Old Testament says. The Germans say that too much of anything is unhealthy - Allzuviel is ungesund

''Too many cooks spoil the Borscht (sour soup of Ukrainian origin)!'' One wonders what kind of cookup soviet is in charge of contemporary Russia. The dictator's grandfather was a cook in a grand hotel in St Petersburg until the revolution demoted him to cook for the mass murderers Lenin and Stalin - cook for a crook. He was lucky to get the rare remaining cook's job after the revolution, as hardly anyone but the dictator-crook had anything to eat, let alone a cook. He seems to have cooked well enough to outlive his bloodthirsty superiors rather than having his own head on the plate which is where his grandson's head should go now - from crooks' cook to crook! Not the new ruler of Kiev but mere fast-food supermarket Chicken Kiev, to be well enough done in the infernal oven to lose any pink colour and juices! (Stalin apparently died soaking in his own urine somewhat fittingly before pissing off to hell for the rest of eternity.) 

Moomin-creator Tove Jansson's satirical drawing of 1940 impugns Stalin’s manhood with an oversized scabbard and undersized sword joke - reflecting the poor success in the failed attempt to invade Finland. History is repeating itself with another evil dictator with many shortcomings!

Dostoyevski's home country has again the idiot, demons and with crime and punishment, only the latter remains to be fully implemented for the one idiot of all idiots. With such idiots in power, no wonder the fine Russian people full of character, have created not only fine art, music, cuisine and literature but the Russian language rich in vocabulary to complain and argue as the idiots in power have provided so much to complain and argue about!

Imperial Russia has left a legacy of gold-rich palaces in St. Petersburg. Today's Russia is the promised land of golden toilet brushes, a decline from top gold to rock bottom gold. 

A distant relative of the Rasputin killer says that the Russians deserve better than the mad monk Rasputin, Ras Putin or Putin, bad plonk Trashputin, Rashputin, Slashputin, Mashputin, Thrashputin, Bashputin, Crashputin to become himself Ashputin and Cataputin [sic]k rather than the rest of the world, the imperialist strikes back[ward], Daft Invader of дrswars [sic]k, Putler with his attempted cheap reproduction nouveau Anschluss of Ukraine or more like a cheap reproduction nouveau Battle of Tsushima, one of his silly little toys he could have left fake, taking European fascism from gas chambers to a gas line... mad, bad and dangerous, sad bad mad Vlad. The biggest enemy of Russia, driving down the country with his sinister hand, the shirtless little man! He did get one thing right, however, that is the need of de-nazification, but he got the country wrong, barking up the wrong tree, he should have started at home, too stupid and arrogant to even look after his country's army properly as too busy stealing wealth from his own people - rather than using his country's immense natural resources for the benefit of his people and the wider world, the ring leader chose to steal all the wealth for the benefit of few oligarchs in his own inner circle of an organised Bolshevik crime ring - the poo-tin-pot-to-piss-in dictatorship! 

While Ukraine is not perfect in terms of human rights and otherwise there was still no excuse to attack.

The colours of Ukraine in Kensington Gardens in February 2022

The bleak pine woods on Russian borders symbolise the evil regime, the Mal Régime led by the mala fidei commissarLess than a century ago laws in some countries imposed a judicial whipping as punishment for children who crossed or went too near to state borders without permission. The reactionary and immature bad boy of Europe, Lashputin, nasty little bully boy of the playground, is in great need of discipline, a White Russian birching to the neo Bolshevik to make him red in the right way. Even the shirt has already been conveniently removed, not to mention the pile of pants.

Like 'old dogs do not learn new tricks', reactionary old fools do not seem to learn new tricks either. 'There is no fool like the old fool!'

Rather than imposing martial law he could enjoy his own medicine by going martial and invade Mars, the planet appropriately named after the God of War. He could lead the way on a one-way flight on his special spacecraft Putnik or fly away on Aeroflop. He is no match for Zelensky but a mere Sillynsky - rather than (en)slave Ukraine, Slava Ukraini! 

At least the Russians no longer need to send their tanks to Hungary like they did in 1956 as election results there are pleasing enough to the Kremlin even without such trouble nowadays (Hungarian Communists were once safer in prison under the Regency of Admiral von Horthy than Stalin's rule, as the latter meant political murder).

To think that calling something a 'special military operation' would fool anyone from 'war' is an insult to the audience, showing how out of touch the vulgar regime is. At least their humble-bumble servant rouble-poodle had enough wit to use something as snappy as 'get brexit done' while 'world leading migration partnership' with Rwanda was another thing!

One maybe should not write this kind of an article, as it could lead to a not even very mysterious chemical poisoning. On the other hand, a faux writer should not have such self-importance as to think that one would receive much attention. Samuel Johnson said that 'when you are tired of London, you are tired of life.' Overstaying in this world is maybe worse than being overrun - the bumper just might get scratched when someone even slightly witty is overrun. 

In any case, one will be forever jealous of Finnish Cartoonist Kari Suomalainen for the official protest from the Soviet Union he received for drawing the cartoon, based on Ilya Repin's painting Barge Haulers on the Volga, in 1958, with Nikita Khrushchev, on the barge pulled by Eastern bloc countries shouting "Imperialists!" to the US and UK on the shore... Such flattering tributes are no longer given.

Meanwhile Trashputin is even more destructive to Russia than Rasputin. The illegal entrant and overstayer should be removed, booted out. It is high time for the reactionary fool to go and let Russia be restored from the backwoods to a diverse international country that it was largely before the vulgar thuggish Bolshevik revolution. 

One might have thought that someone from St Petersburg of all places would have known better than to isolate Russia from the West. But nothing symbolises and defines Putin more than than the Bolshevik murders of the men, women and children of the Russian Imperial Family in 1918-1919 upgraded to the regime with the only vision from pushing and falling down from ugly high rise buildings.

Although Peter Alexejewitsch was an illegal entrant in Ingria, he founded his new capital on foreign territory which legally belonged to the Kingdom of Sweden, the legality of which maybe questionable per se, as the area was ethnically native Finnish or Carelian...

Pushkin had Black ancestry but wrote a racist poem insulting the ethnic Finnish native population in what is now called the Saint Petersburg area. 

Elegance of St Petersburg in Pushkin's days long before the ugly Soviets and contemporary neo-Soviets

In any event, Grand Duke Alexander of Russia wrote of his ancestor Emperor Peter the Great:

... he did pull his indolent subjects out of the trap of medieval superstitions, forcing them by a liberal application of his cane to join the cultural family of Occidental nations.

The greatness of Russia came from this Cosmopolitan progress like Russia's decline came from backward nationalism and communist totalitarianism.



It seems that one indolent St Petersburg native, a Leningrad cowboy, is still over three centuries later in need a liberal application of the cane to pull him out of the trap of worse than medieval superstitions, to rejoin the cultural family of Occidental nations. Not that the Occidental nations are perfect, just being honest and decent would do. 

An Emperor on horseback was so much more stylish 
than a vulgar parvenu KGB petty-bureaucrat republican in an emperor's new shirt!

Maybe Stalin had read this part of the Bible like the devil he was. Of the nouveau Stalin it can be said as in John 8:42-45 (King James Version - emphasis added):

42 Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. 

43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.

44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

 

Power is a very dangerous drug especially when overdosed.

It has been said that Put[a]in was keen to leave a legacy. He has indeed succeeded in being the most reactionary political leader in Europe in his time, the one and only leader so stupid as to start a war for no gain to anyone but with immense suffering and destruction. 


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